Daddy Issues

 

i Think i am disgustipated
Highly anxious and exhausted
filled with anticipation for my
emancipation trying to deal with
all my hesitation amongst all
the devastation of my life
my soul my mind and
my gestation of this monster
this dragon this kind unlike
any kind of time in my life
my tastes so refined
my penchant to unwind and
demystify and dis-spell this
hell has come to a well
that i know so well
it's only by the triumph of
my will that i made it this far

hey look at my car

don't look over here.
skeletons fell out of
my closet i try not to
stop it, it's in the store
next door but i just
can't cop it...the police
find out they lock it
away, no more rain days
no more game delays
i'm the real thing and
i'm here to stay
until they kill me
i'm going to stay filthy
doing dirt till it hurts
all in a day's work
come down to la oficina
we'll be pleased to meet ya...
we even have waiting room...
with a poster up of doctor doom...
a.k.a. dear old dad...
only role model i ever had...

Rummage

 

I'm sneaking in your house
by myself
and it's way past midnight
And I'm playing Gin & Rummy
Patting on my tummy
looking for something yummy
Lemme take all yo money
I'm crawling around
look what I found
couple a pounds
lost and found
Now my skies are looking sunny!
Sorry bout being scummy
Hate to rain on your parade
I'm just trying to get paid.
more quarters for the arcade...

It's round the witching hour
it's got a kind of power
that dark tower
that bad newsman
who grabs you with
both hands
and makes you understand
his plans
for you and your riches
they catch him they make
him dig ditches...

That bad, bad, man...
Is he rare or
is a little bit of him
in all of us?
Devil may care...

Stowedaway

 

Is life going the way you expect it to go?
Oh no!
No.
Is it too hard or too fast or too soft or too slow?
Oh no!
No.
What is the big problem won’t you let me know?
Oh no!
No.
Is it better in sand or the swamp or the snow?
Oh no!
No.
Do you “keep it real” or just put on a show?
Oh no!
No.
Are you balling out? Or just scrambling for dough?
On no!
No.
Are your standards high or are they lower than
low?
Oh no!
No.
Looks like we have a problem with quality control.
Oh no!
No.
Send in the minders, the freaks, and the trolls…
Oh no!
No.
If you have no direction how will you ever go?
Oh no!
No.
It is your field and you reap what you sow!
Oh no!
No.
In a world full of strife, I stab like a knife, with my final blow!
Oh no.
No.
I have all your loot now my treasure I will stow…

The Rules of Attraction

I remember I had that fully loaded red srt4...
I was never satisfied...
I always wanted more and more...
I used to wait for you at the end of your driveway...
I guess you didn't want them to know my face...
I still remember your mother's beautiful voice...
She has some troubles...
Here I left you in your own bubble...
I bet it made it harder to walk around.
How could you not stumble?
We all fall every now and then...
Does one get up?
Or do they fall deeper?
This one is a bit of a sleeper...
We would remark...
It would get hot wherever we parked...
My feelings here are so stark...
I used to get excited to smell you...
Your charms such eye candy
Enamored over you...
As you stepped in the car I would
take you in
and fall in love all over again...
It's an art.
To keep the lover excited to
see you each and every time
That I did not truly appreciate this
for so long is such a crime...
Spending grands now just to
unwind...
But this is something you cannot
easily recapture recreate or
manufacture
Sincere realistic attraction